Hydration Creatine + More

weaponized performance drink

$49.90

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Payload

One-Month Loadout (1 pack)

Buy 2. Get 1 off the books (3 packs)

Black Market Value (Buy 3 get 2 free)

Inside every scoop is the chemistry of rebellion:

Creatine Monohydrate (5 g) the backbone of power; reloads your cells like smuggling ATP past fatigue.
Magnesium Ascorbate (140mg) steadies your nerves, keeps the signal clear, replaces what stress and screens drain.
L-Tyrosine (1 g) - dopamine ammo for focus, drive, and defiance when the noise gets loud.
Vitamin C (1500mg) - antioxidant firepower; shields your cells from stress, quells the damage from intensity, and reinforces the systems that keep you recovered, resilient, and ready for the next hit.
Taurine (1g) -fortifies your cells, steadies their charge; rebellion’s internal power grid.
Sodium (1g) - hydrates your plasma with voltage; pulls water and willpower back into the system.
Potassium (200mg) - balances the fire; closes the circuit so nothing short-circuits.

Those wellness influencers and “expert panels” would praise this formula if we paid them.
We just don’t.

This is just outlaw chemistry for people who stopped believing the marketing.

Take it before work. Before war. Before doing something the algorithm wouldn’t approve of

RECOMMENDED USE

Mix 1 scoop (11 g) with 250–350 mL (8–12 oz) of water or beverage of choice.

Consume daily. No more than twice a day

WARNINGS

For adults only.
Not suitable for pregnant or nursing individuals.
Consult your healthcare professional before use if you have any medical conditions or take medication.
Keep out of reach of children and the obedient.
Store in a cool, dry place away from sunlight, moisture, and authority.

MANUFACTURING & COMPLIANCE

Manufactured in: the USA
Distributed by: Contrabandit™

Disclaimer we need to say to cover our ass: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA or TGA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Shipped from New York

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we are

SICK OF IT

Sick of celebrity grifters who profit off your insecurities.

Sick of products claiming their countless 'premium ingredients' will 'unlock your potential'

FU2 is straight forward hydration, cognition, and strength in a scoop. Without the fear-mongering ingredients.

Your story

YOUR REBELLION

If you've ever been silenced, lied to, exploited by the system.

We hear you.

FU2 exists to take reclaim health sovereignty. Every ingredient designed to restore alertness, drive, focus, endurance and hydration.

So you can bring the fight to them.

When less is more

Corporate brands will make you feel like you're not getting enough.

They’ll sell you 72+ ingredients, backed by a “panel of experts,” to keep you dependent.

We say FU2 to that.

Our formula is simple because it's all you need.

A few powerful compounds synergized with hydration minerals.

Every one of them is backed by rock-solid science, the kind those same experts would agree with.

We’re just not paying them to say it.

Because ultimately the results don’t come from panels. They come from the work you put in.

$49.90

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Payload

One-Month Loadout (1 pack)

Buy 2. Get 1 off the books (3 packs)

Black Market Value (Buy 3 get 2 free)

TECHNICAL DATA — FU2

Name: PREORDER FU2 Drink
Brand: contrabandit
SKU: FU2-1
Price: 49.9 USD
Availability: InStock

Product Name: FU2
Product Type: Performance & Recovery Formula
Form: Powder
Flavor: Wild Grapefruit with a pinch of salt
Net Weight: 306 g
Servings per Container: 30
Serving Size: 10.2 g (approximately 1 scoop)

NUTRITION INFORMATION (PER 10.2 g SERVING)

Active Ingredients

Creatine Monohydrate — 5,000 mg
L-Tyrosine — 1,000 mg
Taurine — 1,000 mg
Vitamin C (as Magnesium Ascorbate) — 1,500 mg
Magnesium (from Magnesium Ascorbate) — 140 mg
Sodium Chloride — 1,000 mg
Potassium Chloride — 200 mg

OTHER INGREDIENTS

Citric Acid, Natural Grapefruit Flavor, Stevia Leaf Extract, Silicon Dioxide.

Allergens: Free from gluten, dairy, and definitely no soy.
No fillers, no artificial sweeteners, no artificial colors.

RECOMMENDED USE

Mix 1 scoop (10.2 g) with 250–350 mL (8–12 oz) of cold water.
Consume once daily. No more than twice per day.

WARNINGS

For adults only.
Not suitable for pregnant or nursing individuals or the chronically obedient.
Consult your healthcare professional before use if you have any medical conditions or take medication.
Keep out of reach of children and anyone who still trusts the system without question.
Store in a cool, dry place away from sunlight, moisture, and authority.